daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. '' mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid '' * mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH'' !! * * mum rushes up stairs * mum : ''what are you doing !!?!??!!'' daughter : ''get out mum we are having sex !!.'' mum : ''ohhh thank god, i thought you were listening to justin bieber.''

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DAUGHTER: Mom, whats the color of a bumble bee? MOM:(listening to i-pod
DAUGHTER: Mom, whats the color of a bumble bee?
MOM:(listening to i-pod) Yeah! ah ha! you know what it is
DAUGHTER: No, i don't.
MOM:Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow!
DAUGHTER: Okay, thanks.
MOM:(Takes off ipod headphones) Sorry what sweetie?
DAUGHTER: O_o
Son: "Hey dad! I got a girlfriend!" Dad: "Good job son!" Daughter: "Hey
Son: "Hey dad! I got a girlfriend!"
Dad: "Good job son!"
Daughter: "Hey daddy! I got a boyfriend!"
Dad: *loads shotgun* "Where is he??"
DAD: "i have now facebook" DAUGHTER : " WTF !?!?!?!?" DAD: " what "WTF"
DAD: "i have now facebook"
DAUGHTER : " WTF !?!?!?!?"
DAD: " what "WTF" means ?"
DAUGHTER: " ouh it means ... welcome to facebook :D "
"What kind of father would hate his daughter if she was gay?"
"What kind of father would hate his daughter if she was gay?"
When I grow up, I want a son first then a daughter. So my son would beat
When I grow up, I want a son first then a daughter. So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.
The main reason why a daughter needs a dad is to show her that not all t
The main reason why a daughter needs a dad is to show her that not all the boys are like the ones who hurt her.

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