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Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s jus
Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s just too much for me. His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong? Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure.. His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you ...
the best thing you can do for a friend - is to be his friend!
the best thing you can do for a friend - is to be his friend!
One day my friend asked me why I ´m in love with you. First I wanted to
One day my friend asked me why I ´m in love with you. First I wanted to list all the good stuff, ´cause you know,you´re a good looking one but then I thought it would be too superficial. Then I thought about telling about the all the great fortitudes and the sweet weaknesses,that you hate but I still like them so much! But I wasn´t sure if my friend realizes them and also share them so I just s...
three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he'
three fathers about their boys, first man:my boy is an architect and he's that rich, he could gift his best friend an mercedes for BD! the second man: my son is an world famous moviestar and he's that rich, he gave his best friend an brandnew jet for BD! the third man laughs and says: my son is getting money for fucking with other gay-boys, and try to imagine, at his BD he got a new mercedes an...
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interest
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are...
Boy: "I like you" - Girl: "I like you as well, but just as a friend." :P
Boy: "I like you" - Girl: "I like you as well, but just as a friend." :P
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