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  • Fränglisch mit Lothar - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my english is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun my lovely mister singing club mein lieber herr gesangsverein come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks there my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge tell me nothing from the horse erzähl mir keinen vom pferd it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn! Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei everything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild now you look but silly out of the clothes Jetzt schaust Du aber dumm aus der Wäsche ..

  • Englisch - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my english is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun my lovely mister singing club mein lieber herr gesangsverein come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks there my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge tell me nothing from the horse erzähl mir keinen vom pferd it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn! Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei everything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild now you look but silly out of the clothes Jetzt schaust Du aber dumm aus der Wäsche ..

  • I know I was not right, I've made many mistakes, but I'm only a human, I'm not perfect, nobody is! Everybody deserves a second chance!
  • In manchen Situationen wäre Freddy Krueger noch HUMAN im Gegensatz zu dem was ich gern tun würde.
  • You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. [Bob Marley]

  • Comp: "Enter your new Password:" Human: "Penis" Comp: "Sorry, your Password isnt long enough."
  • Mom: Honey, what are you doing? Me: Figuring how I can stop human from destroying the planet. Mom: O, but honey, isn't that a bit to much to do yourself? Me: Yeah, but I hope at least 1234 people would stand by.. Mom: Good luck...

  • what God puts together, should not separate the human

  • sorry, i can´t be perfect. like me with all my little human mistakes or leave me...
  • "We're all walking around with these glossy eyes. 'I'm just tired,' we say. But you know what? It's bullshit. Yes, we are tired, but it's not all from lack of sleep. We are tired of waking up with nothing to look forward to, tired of going to bed exhausted after doing a million things we find no enjoyment in doing. We're tired of this void, this emptiness that looms over us even though our days are packed. We're tired of the loneliness that presses down on us even though we're surrounded by dozens of people. So why can't we just say it? Humans are so afraid to look into each other's eyes and say, 'I am unhappy, I am broken, I am hopeless and fallible.' We've been conditioned to associate pain with weakness, sadness with coldness, loneliness with unworthiness, difference with disease, as if these feelings are contagious, as if ambivalence is something not to be felt but to be feared. Well, I say screw all of that. Screw forced smiles and polite handshakes and I'm fine, thank yous. Screw the fear of crying in a public place, screw the fake chipper voice, screw the lies we spit out to cover up our problems. We are humans. We are meant to feel. To feel everything and to feel it all openly. We are not metal—we are flesh and bone. Our boild blood courses through our cold, clammy hands. We are intricate and beautiful and we should never hide our human parts, because if we do, then what's left to show?"

  • how could this be? one day you think you are the happiest human all ocver the world and then the other daay you wish you would die? how could this be?

  • it ain't about black or white couze we human , i hope we see the light before it's ruined - * Tupac ♥

  • I believe in standardizing automobiles. I do not believe in standardizing human beings. (Albert Einstein)

  • Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness. People are just people, and all people have faults and shortcomings, but all of us are born with a basic goodness. (Anne Frank)

  • Don't you ever think about how much that hurts just being Justin Bieber. He always need act happy,he always need have smile on his face.But inside him is not like that,would you cry when someone send you dead tweets or DMs and telling you that you are gay,that you are sing like girl,that you are stupid. stop hate him, he is also only a human...

  • Englisch Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof sorry, my englisch is under all pig entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau I think I spider ich glaub ich spinne the devil will i do den teufel werd ich tun come on...jump over your shadow komm schon...spring über deinen schatten you walk me animally on the cookie du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks here my hairs stand up to the mountain da stehen mir die haare zu berge don't ask after sunshine frag nicht nach sonnenschein it's not good cherry-eating with you es ist nicht gut kirschen essen mit dir now it goes around the sausage jetzt geht's um die wurst there you on the woodway da bist du auf dem holzweg I hold it in head not out ich halt's im kopf nicht aus I see black for you ich seh schwarz für dich your are so a fear-rabbit du bist so ein angsthase known home luck alone trautes heim, glück allein are you save? bist du sicher? give not so on gib nicht so anheaven, ass and thread!Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn! Human MeierMensch Meier you have not more all cups in the board du hast nicht mehr alle tassen im schrank she had a circleroundbreakdown sie hatte einen kreislaufzusammenbruch I know me here out ich kenn mich hier aus I fall from all clouds ich fiel aus allen Wolken no one can reach me the water niemand kann mir das wasser reichen not the yellow of the egg nicht das gelbe vom ei evererything in the green area alles im grünen bereich I die for Blackforrestcherrycake Ich sterbe für Schwarzwälderkirschtorte it walks me icecold the back down es läuft mir eiskalt den rücken runter I'm foxdevilswild ich bin fuchsteufelswild

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Fränglisch mit Lothar - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich vers
Fränglisch mit Lothar - Deutsch
I understand just train-station
ich versteh nur bahnhof
sorry, my english is under all pig
entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller
sau
I think I spider
ich glaub ich spinne
the devil will i do
den teufel werd ich tun
my lovely mister singing club
mein lieber herr gesangsverein
come on...jump over your shadow
komm schon...spring über deinen schatten
you walk m...
Englisch - Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnh
Englisch - Deutsch
I understand just train-station
ich versteh nur bahnhof
sorry, my english is under all pig
entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller
sau
I think I spider
ich glaub ich spinne
the devil will i do
den teufel werd ich tun
my lovely mister singing club
mein lieber herr gesangsverein
come on...jump over your shadow
komm schon...spring über deinen schatten
you walk me animally on...
I know I was not right, I've made many mistakes, but I'm only a human, I
I know I was not right, I've made many mistakes, but I'm only a human, I'm not perfect, nobody is! Everybody deserves a second chance!
In manchen Situationen wäre Freddy Krueger noch HUMAN im Gegensatz zu de
In manchen Situationen wäre Freddy Krueger noch HUMAN im Gegensatz zu dem was ich gern tun würde.
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she ma
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about ...
Comp: "Enter your new Password:" Human: "Penis" Comp: "Sorry, your Passw
Comp: "Enter your new Password:"
Human: "Penis"
Comp: "Sorry, your Password isnt long enough."
Mom: Honey, what are you doing? Me: Figuring how I can stop human from
Mom: Honey, what are you doing?
Me: Figuring how I can stop human from destroying the planet.
Mom: O, but honey, isn't that a bit to much to do yourself?
Me: Yeah, but I hope at least 1234 people would stand by..
Mom: Good luck...
what God puts together, should not separate the human
what God puts together, should not separate the human
sorry, i can´t be perfect. like me with all my little human mistakes or
sorry, i can´t be perfect. like me with all my little human mistakes or leave me...
"We're all walking around with these glossy eyes. 'I'm just tired,' we s
"We're all walking around with these glossy eyes. 'I'm just tired,' we say. But you know what? It's bullshit. Yes, we are tired, but it's not all from lack of sleep. We are tired of waking up with nothing to look forward to, tired of going to bed exhausted after doing a million things we find no enjoyment in doing. We're tired of this void, this emptiness that looms over us even though our days...
how could this be? one day you think you are the happiest human all ocve
how could this be? one day you think you are the happiest human all ocver the world and then the other  daay you wish you would die? how could this be?
it ain't about black or white couze we human , i hope we see the light b
it ain't about black or white couze we human , i hope we see the light before it's ruined - * 
Tupac ♥
I believe in standardizing automobiles. I do not believe in standardizin
I believe in standardizing automobiles. I do not believe in standardizing human beings. (Albert Einstein)
Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and go
Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character and goodness. People are just people, and all people have faults and shortcomings, but all of us are born with a basic goodness. (Anne Frank)
Don't you ever think about how much that hurts just being Justin Bieber.
Don't you ever think about how much that hurts just being Justin Bieber. He always need act happy,he always need have smile on his face.But inside him is not like that,would you cry when someone send you dead tweets or DMs and telling you that you are gay,that you are sing like girl,that you are stupid.
stop hate him, he is also only a human...
Englisch Deutsch I understand just train-station ich versteh nur bahnhof
Englisch	Deutsch
I understand just train-station
ich versteh nur bahnhof
sorry, my englisch is under all pig
entschuldige, mein englisch ist unter aller sau
I think I spider
ich glaub ich spinne
the devil will i do
den teufel werd ich tun
come on...jump over your shadow
komm schon...spring über deinen schatten
you walk me animally on the cookie
du gehts mir tierisch auf den keks
here my hairs s...


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