I was feeling LONELY so I went to my friends and said: "LET'S GO PARTY" When we were IN THE CLUB I told the DJ :"DON'T STOP THE MUSIC!" He said: "I DON'T CARE." So he screamed: "Everyone, CLAP YOUR HANDS!" While dancing, I saw a PRETTY BOY and talked to him. When it was later he said he had to go home but I begged him: "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "Okay, let's STAY TOGETHER." After he said that, I gave him a KISS and thought: "YOU AND I together, it just feels alright." 2NE1 HWAITING

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Mom: Where were you last night? Son: Studying with my friends. Mom: Don'
Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad.
We are young, we run free, stay up late, we don’t sleep, got our friends
We are young, we run free,
stay up late, we don’t sleep,
got our friends, got the night
we’ll be alright!
I hate you, because... *you said you are different... *you gave me the f
I hate you, because...
*you said you are different...
*you gave me the feeling that I'm important, but in fact you don't even care about me...
*you thought I'm a doll with no feelings...
But the biggest reason why I hate you...is because I LOVE YOU
You know that feeling of having an orgasm, taking an amazing shit, first
You know that feeling of having an orgasm, taking an amazing shit, first kiss, the rush of ecstasy, and feeling as though you cant breathe even though there's air all around you? That's right. Of course you do. You're a fellow Felguk lover! ;)
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drin
I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never k...
All of your Jesus friends, let me hear you clap your hands – now that yo
All of your Jesus friends, let me hear you clap your hands – now that you've got the beat, let me hear you stamp your feet!

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