The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment. In real life the prince goes off with the wrong princess.-XoXo Gossip Girl

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10 tolle Sprüche, die man kennen sollte!

Dieser Spruch als Bild!

black girl has a new hair short haircut. white girl: is that ur real hai
black girl has a new hair short haircut.
white girl: is that ur real hair?
Black girl: yeah that s my real hair.
After 2 weeks the black girl has a new hairstyle(long Braids)
White girl: wow ur hair has grown so fast. is that ur real hair?
Black girl: errrm yeah (black girl is like: nkwaseas3m, how can my hair grow that fast, mtcheew)
*After a Date* Boy: I've...had the time of my life. Girl: Me too. Boy: A
*After a Date*
Boy: I've...had the time of my life.
Girl: Me too.
Boy: And I've never felt this way before.
Girl: Me too!
Boy: I swear, this is true...
Girl: *Smiles*
Boy: ...And I owe it all to you. *looks at girl*
Girl: Aww! Your so sweet! I love you
Boy: DIRTY BIT. *starts breakdancing really hard right there in the middle of the street*
Girl: ..
And who am I ? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me.
And who am I ? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. xoxo Gossip Girl
A boy who tries to make his girl jealous doesn't deserve her. The real b
A boy who tries to make his girl jealous doesn't deserve her. The real boy makes other girls jealous by loving his girl! ♥
Girl: WHATCHA SAY?.. Boy: Girl you're amazing just the way you are! Girl
Girl: WHATCHA SAY?..
Boy: Girl you're amazing just the way you are!
Girl: I love the way you lie!
Boy: I would catch a grenade for you!
Girl: I wont do the same!
Boy: I'll buy you anything..I'll buy you any ring!
Girl: But you put on quite a show!
Boy: Oh..
Girl: Very entertaining!! Nexxt!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is beca...

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