10 reasons to love Jacob Black: 10) He didn't leave. 9) He fights for the girl he loves. 8) He has a pulse. 7) He has a sense of humor. 6) He isn't a bloodsucker. 5) He isn't icy cold. 4) He is a good friend. 3) He doesn't give up easily. 2) He runs around half naked all the time. 1) He looks damn good without a shirt. :)

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girl: why do you like me ? give me reasons.. boy: i dont know. i simply
girl: why do you like me ? give me reasons.. boy: i dont know. i simply like you .. girl: aha *her soul cries *  i.f a boy doesn't even now why he likes you .. you can drop him. i mean wtf?
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not. Plea
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Boy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Now slow down!
Boy: Now give me a hug.
Girl: *gives boy hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down.
Boy: I love you, babe.
Girl: I love you too. Just slow down, PLEASE!
(In the paper the ...
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionare. Girl: Im not good enough for you? B
Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionare.
Girl: Im not good enough for you?
Bruno: I love you just the way you are.
Girl: Aww noone ever say that to me..
Bruno: I'd Catch a Granade for you !!!
*Girl goes on battelfield full of grenedas*
Girl: Help !! Bruno !!! A Grenade!!
Bruno: Today i don't feel like doing anything..
One day my friend asked me why I ´m in love with you. First I wanted to
One day my friend asked me why I ´m in love with you.
First I wanted to list all the good stuff, ´cause you know,you´re a good looking one but then I thought it would be too superficial. Then I thought about telling about the all the great fortitudes and the sweet weaknesses,that you hate but I still like them so much! But I wasn´t sure if my friend realizes them and also share them so I just s...
Boy: I broke up with her. His Best Friend: What happened? Boy: She’s jus
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you ...
A real man doesn´t love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million
A real man doesn´t love a million girls. He loves one girl in a million ways..!



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