What really happened in the Garden of Eden...The untold story. One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God… „Lord, I have a problem!“ „What’s the problem, Eve?“ „Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.“ „Why is that Eve?“ came the reply from above. „Lord, I am lonley. And I’m sick to death of apples.“ „Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.“ „What’s a man, Lord?“ „This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious, all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But, he’ll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you’ve being complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He’ll be witless and will revel in childish things fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be too smart, so he’ll also need your advice tot hink properly.“ „Sounds great“, says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.“What’s the catch, Lord?“ „Yeah, well… you can have hin on one condition.“ „What’s that Lord?“ „As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first… So, just remember… it’s our secret… woman-to-woman.“

Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe. (Galileo Galilei)

- HÜTE DEINE TÜTE,DENN HIGH SEIN BEDEUTET FREI SEIN... - - ROTE AUGEN TROCKENER MUND, JA WIR KIFFER SIND GESUND - - DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE IF YOU CAN SMOKE AND FLY - - KIFFEN MACHT ANGEBLICH GLEICHGÜLTIG - ABER DAS IST MIR EGAL! - - LIEBER GRASS RAUCHEN ALS HEUSCHNUPFEN - - HAVE A PROBLEM MAKE A POINT - TAKE IT EASY SMOKE A JOINT - - AM MORGEN EIN JOINT UND DER TAG IST DEIN FREUND - - BIER MACHT DICK WHISKEY KRANK, ICH BIN KIFFER GOD SEI DANK - - HAST DU HASCH IN DER BLUTBAHN, KANST DU FICKEN WIE EIN TRUTHAHN - - WE HAVE JOINTS, WE HAVE FUN, WE HAVE HASCH, 100 GRAMM... - - REALITÄT IST WAS FÜR LEUTE, DIE MIT DROGEN NICHT UMGEHEN KÖNNEN - - ALKOHOL UND SONNENSCHEIN, KIFFEN UND AUF DROGEN SEIN, WIR BLEIBEN UNSEREM MOTTO TREU: GEIL, BEKIFFT UND ARBEITSSCHEU - - WER ANDERN EINE TÜTE DREHT, IST SELBER BREIT -PEACE OOOUUT

Brief eines Bayern an die NASA ... Greet God, I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Wizhout my bad half.But I take my dog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Shrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my ass. I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my farglass and see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a branch ( häha). We will kringel ourself before laughing ( höhöhöhö)! Is what loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day. This is very good for my frost-boils. With friendly Servus Xaver

I ask God for a flower, he gave me a garden, I ask for a tree, he gave me a forest, I ask for a river, he gave me an ocean, I ask for love, he gave me YOU!

PIETRO LOMBARDI ♥ ♥ call my name Say my name, say it loud, say it just to me, say it once, say it twice, but don't disappear, 'cause I say and I pray, that you always be the one.. All I swear, All I swear, that it is so true that I miss your sweet kiss and the rendevouz cause i say and i pray that you always be the one say it again i miss you baby say it again i drive you crazy say it again please stay with me cause if you were call, call my name baby this love will never end can not ignore i love you more more and more cause if you were call my name oh again again again can not ignore i love you more more and more all i know, all i know that my time will come and i pray just to god miss you like the sun cause i know just for sure that you always be the one its my time its the place where i wanna go take this chance for romance all i know it grows cause i know all i know that you always make me strong say it again i miss you baby say it again i drive you crazy say it again please stay with me cause if you were call, call my name baby this love will never end can not ignore i love you more more and more cause if you were call my name oh again again again can not ignore i love you more more and more Oh oh oh... cause if you were call my name oh again again again can not ignore i love you more more and more cause if you were call my name oh again again again can not ignore i love you more more and more

I asked god for a flower, he gave me a garden. I asked god for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked god for water, he gave me an ocean. I asked god for love and he gave me you. ♥

Eine Englisch-Vokabel-Stunde ganz anders: Von vorn gesehen ist es der allmächtige "god", von hinten aber der kleine "dog". Wenn man was verbrochen hat, ist man "evil", aber man machts ja nur um zu "live". In "believe" steckt auch "lie". "friend" endet auch mit "end". Zuerst "get" und dann kann man erst "forget". Sogar ein "lover" endet mit "over". Na, erstaunt?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year To save me from tears I'll give it to someone special (special) Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance But you still catch my eye Tell me baby Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year It doesn't surprise me (Merry Christmas) I wrapped it up and sent it With a note saying "I love you" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again A crowded roomFriends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you And your soul of ice My god I thought you were Someone to rely on Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man undercover but you've torn me apart Oo-hoo Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again A face on a lover with a fire in his heart A man undercover but you've torn him apart Maybe next year I'll give it to someone I'll give it to someone special. ♥ wer dieses Lied liebt Liken ‹3

Freddie Mercury didnt die.. he just went to heaven to give God Vocal lessons

Du bist 13. Du hast jeden Tag 10 Kilo Schminke drauf. Davon hast du Falten, weil man muss ja auch nachts "q@iiL" aussehen. Du bist gepierct, am liebsten hättest du noch mehr. Dein Ausschnitt zeigt Ausblicke bis zum Bauchnabel. Du freust dich, weil die Jungs immer nur dich ansehen. Deine Haare sind so oft gefärbt, das eine richtige Farbe gar nicht mehr zustande kommen kann. Eigentlich sind sie so kaputt, dass sie nur noch aussehen wie Stroh. Deine Fingernägel sind künstlich, sehen nicht aus wie Nägel sondern eher wie Krallen. Deine Zähne sind vom rauchen schon gelb geworden. Mit jedem neuen "coolen" Accessoire wirst du nur noch hässlicher , dein "individueller" Style ist so wie jeder andere. Du hast Narben an den Armen von deinem "veRfiqten LeBeN -.-" , aufgekratzt , blutig , aufmerksamkeitserregend. & dein Lieblingssatz ? "I'm beautiful in my way , 'cause god makes no mistakes". Nein, Gott macht keine Fehler. Du bist auch auf deine Art nicht mehr hübsch. Das, was Gott aus dir gemacht hat , hast du längst kaputt gemacht. ------------------- ICH BIN 13! Ich trage einmal in der Woche Mascara. Ich habe keine Falten, nur Pickel und nachts sehe ich schlimmer aus als tagsüber. Mein Ausschnitt wird meistens von einem Tuch bedeckt. Die Jungs mögen mich aber ich bilde mir nichts drauf ein. Meine Haare haben noch kein einziges Färbemittel gesehen. Kaputt? Nein ich glätte sie mir ja noch nicht mal. Meine Fingernägel sind kurzgeschnitten, weil alles anderes grässlich aussieht. Rauchen? NIEMALS!!! Meine neuen Accessoires sind einfache Ohrringe oder eine Freundschaftskette. Nein ich habe keine Narben für wen haltet ihr mich???? Mein Lieblingssatz? Wache jeden Morgen mit einem Lächeln auf, denn es könnte das letzte sein, was ich tue! Hört einfach auf mit euren falschen Ansichten! Nur weil einige sich wie Schlampen benehmen, heißt das nicht, dass alle das sind!!! Ich sehe auf unserer Schule NIEMANDEN so rumlaufen wie es der erste Text beschreibt! Also hört bitte einfach auf. Auch dieses Klischee tut weh :( ------------------------------------------ Ich wette , du bsit auf Gymnasium. Denn die Leute die ich von Haupt/Realschule kenne , laufen alle so rum. Manchmal sind die noch jünger

roses are red, violets are blue, god made me beautiful, but what happend to you?;)

If God were a woman, would sperm taste like chocolate?

Du bist 13. Du hast jeden Tag 10 Kilo Schminke drauf. Davon hast du Falten, weil man muss ja auch nachts "q@iiL" aussehen. Du bist gepierct, am liebsten hättest du noch mehr. Dein Ausschnitt zeigt Ausblicke bis zum Bauchnabel. Du freust dich, weil die Jungs immer nur dich ansehen. Deine Haare sind so oft gefärbt, das eine richtige Farbe gar nicht mehr zustande kommen kann. Eigentlich sind sie so kaputt, dass sie nur noch aussehen wie Stroh. Deine Fingernägel sind künstlich, sehen nicht aus wie Nägel sondern eher wie Krallen. Deine Zähne sind vom rauchen schon gelb geworden. Mit jedem neuen "coolen" Accessoire wirst du nur noch hässlicher , dein "individueller" Style ist so wie jeder andere. Du hast Narben an den Armen von deinem "veRfiqten LeBeN -.-" , aufgekratzt , blutig , aufmerksamkeitserregend. & dein Lieblingssatz ? "I'm beautiful in my way , 'cause god makes no mistakes". Nein, Gott macht keine Fehler. Du bist auch auf deine Art nicht mehr hübsch. Das, was Gott aus dir gemacht hat , hast du längst kaputt gemacht. ------------------- ICH BIN 13! Ich trage einmal in der Woche Mascara. Ich habe keine Falten, nur Pickel und nachts sehe ich schlimmer aus als tagsüber. Mein Ausschnitt wird meistens von einem Tuch bedeckt. Die Jungs mögen mich aber ich bilde mir nichts drauf ein. Meine Haare haben noch kein einziges Färbemittel gesehen. Kaputt? Nein ich glätte sie mir ja noch nicht mal. Meine Fingernägel sind kurzgeschnitten, weil alles anderes grässlich aussieht. Rauchen? NIEMALS!!! Meine neuen Accessoires sind einfache Ohrringe oder eine Freundschaftskette. Nein ich habe keine Narben für wen haltet ihr mich???? Mein Lieblingssatz? Wache jeden Morgen mit einem Lächeln auf, denn es könnte das letzte sein, was ich tue! Hört einfach auf mit euren falschen Ansichten! Nur weil einige sich wie Schlampen benehmen, heißt das nicht, dass alle das sind!!! Ich sehe auf unserer Schule NIEMANDEN so rumlaufen wie es der erste Text beschreibt! Also hört bitte einfach auf. Auch dieses Klischee tut weh :(

Brief eines Bayern an die NASA GREET GOD I WRITE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MUST HELP ME. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SPACE SHUTTLE IN THE TELEVISION. IN COLOR. AND SO CAME ME THE IDEA TO MAKE HOLIDAYS IN THE WORLD- ROOM. ALONE. WITHOUT MY CRAZY WIFE. I AM THE KRAXLHUBER. THE KING OF BAVARIA WAS MY CLOCK-CLOCK GRANDFATHER. I STAND ON A VERY BAD FOOT WITH MY WIFE. ALWAYS SHE SHOUTS WITH ME. SHE HAS A SHRILL VOICE LIKE A CIRCLE SAW. SHE LETS NO GOOD HAIR AT ME. SHE SAYS I AM A SCHLAPP-TAIL. SHE WANTS THAT I BECOME BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I WANT NOT BE BÜRGERMASTER. BUT I HAVE NOTHING AT THE HAT WITH THE POLITICAL SHIT. I WANT MY RUAH. AND SO I WANT MAKE HOLIDAYS ON THE MOON. WITHOUT MY BAD HALF. BUT I TAKE MY DOG WITH ME. HE IS A BOXER. HIS NAME IS WURSTL. SO I WANT BOOK A FLIHT IN YOUR NEXT SPACE SHUTTLE. BUT PLEASE GIVE ME NOT A WINDOW PLACE. I WOULD KOTZ YOU THE ROCKET FULL, BECAUSE I AM NOT SWINDLE-FREE. AND NO STANDING-PLACE PLEASE... AND PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY WIFE THAT I WANT GO ALONE. SHE HAS A BIG SCHROT- GUN. SHE WOULD MAKE A SIEVE FROM MY ASS. I NEED NOT MUCH COMFORT. A NICE DOUBLE-ROOM WITH BATH AND KLOO AND HEATING. AND WINDOWS WITH LOOK TO THE EARTH. SO I CAN LOOK THROUGH MAY FARGLASS AND SEE MY WIFE WORKING ON THE POTATOE FIELD. AND I AND MY DOG LAUGH US A BRANCH (HÄHÄHÄ). WE WILL KRINGEL OURSELF BEFORE LAUGHING (HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ)! IS WHAT LOOSE ON THE MOON? I NEED WORM WEATHER AND I HOPE THE SUN SHINES EVERY DAY. THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR MAY FROST-BOILS.. WITH FRIENDLY SERVUS

Justin Bieber: God said I have a great voice ! Eminem : No i didnt ! ;) hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

if your single, dont worry, god is looking at you right now & saying "im saving this girl for someone special." :)

Kid: "Dad, is GOD black or white?" Dad: "Maybe both. Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is God a man, or a woman?" Dad: "Maybe both." Kid walks away, then comes back later. "Dad, is GOD Micheal Jackson?"

god is a dj und seine größte schöpfung war HOUSE <3 <3 <3

One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Dear God. Please bring back Bob Marley. In return, you can have Justin Bieber, OK? Amen

Thanks God I´m one of those who still have a real life outside Farmville :))))

Dear god, please give us back Heath Ledger and we will send you Justin Bieber ^^

God please make my dream come true because I wanna spend the rest of my life with him.

Justin Bieber: "God sent me to sing." Andy Sixx: "No, I didn't Justin, get back in your cage!"

Some people believe in god, I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio! ♥

Ein älteres Schweizer Ehepaar kommt im Urlaub am Londoner Flughafen an und nimmt sich ein Taxi zum Hotel. Die Fahrt dauert einige Zeit und so denkt sich der Fahrer, er könne mit seinen Fahrgästen ein bisschen Konversation treiben. Er fragt also nach hinten: "Where are you from?" Der Mann antwortet: "We are from Switzerland" Seine Frau, die kein einziges Wort englisch versteht fragt: "Was hat er gesagt?" Antwortet er: "Er hat uns gefragt, wo wir her sind und ich habe ihm gesagt, dass wir aus der Schweiz kommen" Nach einiger Zeit fragt der Fahrer: "And where do you live in Switzerland?" Er: "We live in Basel" Sie wieder: "Was hat er gesagt?" Er schon leicht genervt:"Er hat gefragt, wo in der Schweiz wir leben und ich antwortete, in Basel" Ruft der Fahrer aus: "Oh my God, in Basel I had the worst f**k in my whole life!" Sie: "Was hat er gesagt?" Er: "Er kennt dich!"

Justin Bieber: God sent me to sing. Metallica: No we didn't.

Jeden Moment in dem ich dich an mich drücken kann und dir sagen kann "Ich liebe dich" ist ein Moment, den ich am liebsten nie vergehen lassen will. Jede Stunde die ich mit dir im Arm träumen kann ist eine Stunde, in der alle Sorgen und Probleme in weiter Ferne scheinen. Jede Minute in der du glücklich bist ist eine Minute, die mein Herz mit Sonnenschein erfüllt. Jede Minute in der du nicht bei mir bist ist eine Minute , die mein Herz mit Dunkelheit und Kälte erfüllt. Jede Sekunde in der du lächelst ist eine Sekunde, die mein Herz wieder und wieder zum schmelzen bringt. Jeder Tag, egal was auch passieren mag ist ein wunderschöner Tag, denn du zeigst mir jede Stunde, jede Minute und jede Sekunde das es sich egal wie schlimm Etwas ist , für dich, für dein Lachen einfach für jeden Moment mit dir, zu leben lohnt !! Ich wünschte, die Zeit mit dir würde nie vergehen. I pray to God every day, that u keep ur smile. In bedingungsloser LiebeDeine Mutter ♥ 14.o5.2o11 Macen Marvin Oliver Der Tagdeiner Geburt, an dem mein Leben erst seine Bedeutung bekam.

what God puts together, should not separate the human

Wähle deinen Schwierigkeitsgrad: 1. Justin Bieber 2. Very easy 3. Easy 4. Medium 5. Hard 6. Expert 7. God 8. Chuck Norris

One day, a bird sh*t into my eye. I didn´t laught, I didn´t cry. I just thanked god, that cows cant fly. ♥ ♥ ♥

I ask God for a flower, he gave me a garden, I ask for a tree, he gave me a forest, I ask for a river, he gave me an ocean, I ask for love, he gave me YOU! I ask God for a flower, he gave me a garden, I ask for a tree, he gave me a forest, I ask for a river, he gave me an ocean, I ask for love, he gave me YOU!♥

Du bist 13. Du hast jeden Tag 10 Kilo Schminke drauf. Davon hast du Falten, weil man muss ja auch nachts "q@iiL" aussehen. Du bist gepierct, am liebsten hättest du noch mehr. Dein Ausschnitt zeigt Ausblicke bis zum Bauchnabel. Du freust dich, weil die Jungs immer nur dich ansehen. Deine Haare sind so oft gefärbt, das eine richtige Farbe gar nicht mehr zustande kommen kann. Eigentlich sind sie so kaputt, dass sie nur noch aussehen wie Stroh. Deine Fingernägel sind künstlich, sehen nicht aus wie Nägel sondern eher wie Krallen. Deine Zähne sind vom rauchen schon gelb geworden. Mit jedem neuen "coolen" Accessoire wirst du nur noch hässlicher , dein "individueller" Style ist so wie jeder andere. Du hast Narben an den Armen von deinem "veRfiqten LeBeN -.-" , aufgekratzt , blutig , aufmerksamkeitserregend. & dein Lieblingssatz ? "I'm beautiful in my way , 'cause god makes no mistakes". Nein, Gott macht keine Fehler. Du bist auch auf deine Art nicht mehr hübsch. Das, was Gott aus dir gemacht hat , hast du längst kaputt gemacht.

Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?" God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both places. Shall we look at Hell first?" Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven." God said, "Let's go!" and off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell." "As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks. "How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?" "Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."

If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil. (Henry Fielding)

Gott, mein Herz blutet!!! Was soll ich machen, damit es aufhört? Ich will nicht, dass es blutet, ich will keine Schmerz mehr fühlen, nicht mehr innerlich weinen, sondern einfach nur leben, aber nicht so. Einfach nur lachen, glücklich sein!!! Bitte Gott, helf mir!!! God, my heart bleeds!!!! What i can do to stop it?! I wouldn´t that it bleeds, i wouldn´t feel the pain, not cry inward, instead live, but not so. Just laugh, be happy!!!! Please God, help me!!!!!

Boy: Baby, we need to talk.Girl: Ricardo, what do you mean? Boy: Something has come up... Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad? Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby. Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesn't break up with me... I love him so much. Boy: Baby, are you there? Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important? Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it.. Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: I'm leaving.. Girl: Baby, what are you talking about? I don't want you to leave me, I love you. Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away. Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here. Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away. Girl: I can't believe this. Father: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERICA! What did I tell you about talking to boys?! Get off the damn phone! (And hangs up) Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad. Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go. Boy: Would you run away with me? Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me! Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess.. Girl: *Thinking* I can't believe what's going on. Boy: I need to give you something tonight, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now. Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park. Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes. (They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.) Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go. Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.) Boy: Baby, don't cry, you know I love you... But I have to go. Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.) (They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her) It says... "Erica, You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and don't you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didn't think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye. - Ricardo" ( Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in the garbage & cries for hours. ) ... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call....Friend: How are you feeling? Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me. Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something... Girl: Umm.. okay. (She finds a piece of paper in the jacket.) It says: "Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words... Hate = Love Never = Always Bitch = Baby Will not = will .... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo" Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me! He must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am! ( Erica turns the TV on. ) [Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says. ( She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ) ... A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message. "Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good.

if god is a dj, life is a dancefloor, love is a rhythm, and YOU are the music! ♥

JUSTiN BiEBER.... You've got that smile, that Only heaven can make, i Pray to God every Day, That YoU keep that smile... You are my Dream, theres not a thinq I won't do, i give my live Up for You, Cause You are my Dream !!

-Uhhh mein god da ist er !!! seine frisur erkenn ich überall *___* -Süße das ist ein anderer... xDD Fast alle jungs haben jz diese frisur !!! wer das kennt drückt "gefällt mir "

The Hangover II - I went to see it, because I was certain that no movie could be any worse than the first one. Reality stroke me like a giant thunderbolt, sent by a god to punish me for being such a naive fool!

I ain't a killer but don't push meRevenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words bein quoted Peeped the weakness int he rap game and sewed it Bow down, pray to God hoping that he's listenin Seein niggaz comin for me, to my diamonds, when they glistenin Now pay attention, rest in peace father I'm a ghost in these killin fields Hail Mary catch me if I go, let's go deep inside the solitary mind of a madman who screams in the dark Evil lurks, enemies, see me flee Activate my hate, let it break, to the flame Set trip, empty out my clip, never stop to aim Some say the game is all corrupted, fucked in this shit Stuck, niggaz is lucky if we bust out this shit, plusmama told me never stop until I bust a nut Fuck the world if they can't adjust

Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil. (Henry Fielding)

JD: Elliot I love you more than everything, you're my dreamgirl.. Elliot: Wow.. JD: I love you more than Turk! Elliot: Oh my God!!! JD: I know...

Some people believe in God, I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio. ♥

God helps them that help themselves (Benjamin Franklin)

"hey logan.... i have 2 tell u sometin'.. i love you. i love you since the day we met in kindergarten and i was always too shy 2 tell u.... ♥" "omg, u do? i love u 2!! fuck, i love u so much.. wanna meet me tomorrow?? :*" "OH MY GOD, YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! i've never believed this day will come, i'm so HAPPY! I LOVE YOU!!" "wait.... we met in kindergarten? i grew up in boston!! o__o" "FUCK, u are logan bennett??? YOU AREN'T LOGAN BLAIR??? OH MY GOD!!!!! FUCK FUCK FCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!" "jessica, i love you...." "kill me.... -.-"

You Are Just Too Good To Be True , Can't Take My Eyes Off You ! You Would Be Like Heaven To Touch , I Wanna Hold You So Much ! At Long Last Love Has Arrived , And I Thank God That I Am Alive ! You Are Just Too Good To Be True , I Just Can't Take My Eyes Off You . ♥'.

If god is a DJ, life is a dacefloor, love is a rythmen - YOU ARE THE MUSIC !

Jamatami spielte mit Eminem Tik tak To . Dannach verlor Eminem und er sagte :I'm nod Afraid !. Also packte er ein Pokémon aus der Hosentasche und schoss Jamatami ab. Bei der Beerdigung sagte Lady Gaga : You was born This way. Usher hörte in der DJ god falling in love again. Als dann auf der Party Pietro Lombardi auftauchte sagte Pietro: Jackpot!!! Und dann sagte er zu Rihanna: Call my Name,doch Rihanna sagte : What's your'e Name Die Party wurde gesprengt von Taio Cruz und Bruno Mars als sie ein Dynamite und eine Greenade auf das Gebäude warfen. Nach dem Knall kam Shakira und sagte: Jungs das war Locca ! Als Justin Bieber überlebte kamen Kizz und sangen I was made for lovin you babey. Und Justin Bieber sang Babby Babby Babby ohh... Justin Bieber verlor das Battle und musste Verrecken Like Pls

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?

Guutes Englischübersetzung. Hello my friend, you can say you to me ;) Is this buckingham? Ist das backschinken? I understand just trainstation. Ich verstehe nur bahnhof. Oh god, i have my days! Oh gott, ich habe meine tage! hold the klap. halt die klappe. pohole.arschloch. 100 ° winkels is cooking 100 ° winkel kocht longwhile langeweile xDD bitte liken :DD

Justin said that? he was having a BABY brunoMars Threw a? Gernade Usher was like OMG Katy Set of the FIREWORKS YoungeMoney BEDROCKed Jasons Girl so hes? now RIDIN SOLO Taio Cruz Said, dont let her BREAK YOUR? HEART kesha was like TICKTOCK we dont got all day! brittney said go back to? the CIRCUS you Freak B.o.B said she Got?? NOTHIN' On YOU Eminem wasnt AFRAID any more Jason? asked WATCHA SAY? Rihanna asked WHATS MY NAME? And then Nelly Woke up and said thank God that it? was only JUST A DREAM.

ARMIN VAN BUUREN : GOD PUT ME HERE TO MAKE TRANCE MUSIC! TIESTO : NO, I DIDNT ;-)

roses are red, violetts are blue, god made me so pretty- what happened to you!?

The Notebook-Wie ein einziger Tag Noah und Allie Noah: Would you picture your life for me? If it's with that guy go! GO! I lost you once I think I could do it again if it's what you really want. But don't you take the easy way out! Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way! No matter what I do somebody gets hurt! Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants?! STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I WANT! WHAT HE WANTS! what your parents want. What do YOU want? Allie: It's not that simple! Noah: WHAT DO YOU WANT? God damn it what do you want???..... Allie: I have to go.... :'(

Woman was God’s second mistake. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

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Franz kommt mal wieder mit einer 6 Imitat nach Hause.Der Vater ganz entsetzt:"Main God sonn!Woh hahst tu dass bloz hähr?Zo fiele felehr magt doh kaun mench!!"

The Drug In Me Is You - Falling In Reverse Lyrics (für leute die sie lieben ♥) I heard a knock upon my door the other day I opened it to find death staring in my face The feel of mortal stalking still reverberates Everywhere I go I drag this coffin just in case My bodies tremblin' sends shivers down my spine Adrenaline kicks and shifts into overdrive, Your secrets keep you sick your lies keep you alive Snake eyes every single time you roll with crooked dice I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down The kind of dark that haunts a hundred year old house I wrestle with my thoughts I shook the hand of doubt Running from my past I'm praying feet don't fail me now! I've lost my god damn mind, It happens all the time, I can't believe I'm actually Meant to be here, Trying to consume, The drug in me is you And I'm so high on misery Can't you see! I got these questions always running through my head So many things that I would like to understand If we are born to die and we all die to live The what's the point of living life if it just contradicts? I felt the darkness as it tried to pull me down The kind of dark that haunts a hundred year old house I wrestle with my thoughts I shook the hand of doubt Running from my past I'm praying feet don't fail me now! I've lost my god damn mind It happens all the time I can't believe I'm actually Meant to be here Trying to consume, The drug in me is you And I'm so high on misery Can't you see! I've lost Myself You tried to reach me but you just can't help me So long Goodbye You tried to save me it won't work this time! 'Cause now I've lost my f-cking mind And there's no f-cking time I can't believe I'm actually Meant to be here Trying to consume, The drug in me is you And I'm so high on misery Can't you see? ich ♥ dieses Lied ♥ ich hab mir richtig mühe gegeben das alles ab zu schreiben... (mein pc war schrott und ich konnte es nich ..blabla... hab die wörter vergessen (idiotisch)) das hab ich eigentlich für die leute gescrieben, die das lied lieben, die lyrics iwie nich finden, und sont noch iwie 1000 gründe... hoffe euch gefällt das ;) Go Falling In Reverse! Go Ronnie! -- xNiNix

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

LAZY SONG ! ♥♥♥ Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Cuz in my castle I'm the freakin' man Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x Meet a real nice girl have some really nice sex And she's gonna scream out this is great (Oh my god this is great) yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops you'll just have to wait Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cuz I ain't goin' anywhere No no no no no no no no no noooooooo I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaahhhhh Ohh today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all

If god is a Dj, life is the dancefloor, love is the rhythm and you are the music.. ♥

Dear God Give Us Michael Jackson Back And We Will Give You Justin Bieber Thank You God ;))

Wenn mädchen foto's machen : - schminken - haare machen - nettes lächeln = 4 kommentare (: ''schönes bild'' Wenn 'tussis' foto's machen : - duschen - schminken ( am besten 4 verschiedene make-ups, 2 mascara & viel rouge ) - haare machen - 4 mal klamotten wechseln - 32 gleichaussehende bilder ( im bad ) wovon höchstens 1 hochgeladen wird = 27 kommentare von wildfremden personen ''ouh mEin god, bishT duuH hüPsch :D *______* '' _______ na, wo gehört ihr zu?

Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the tv on throw my hand in my pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Cuz in my castle I'm the freakin' man Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x Meet a real nice girl have some really nice sex And she's gonna scream out this is great (Oh my god this is great) yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops you'll just have to wait Oooh yes I said it, I said it, I said it cuz I can Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cuz I ain't goin' anywhere No no no no no no no no no noooooooo I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaahhhhh Ohh today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cuz today I swear I'm not doin' anything Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo woohoo hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all

Justin Bieber: God sent me to sing... Eric Saade: I didn't send you anywhere!!